Saturday, July 17, 2010

Attraction Attachment

Divine likes to watch Animal Planet. As we drove down the road, she announced she finally understood the difference between boys and girls.

Me: "Plumbing." (standard answer)

Divine: "No, Mommy...it's their BUTTS."

Hubby: (muttering) "...oh my god..."

Divine: "On Animal Planet I noticed it on the puppies! The boy puppies have attraction attachments on their butts so the girl puppies will notice them. It's the fuzzy sack in between their legs, and the darker it is the more the girl puppies are attracted to them!"

Hubby: (snickering) "I smell a blog post coming..."

Truly, what can you say to that? Without launching into a very inappropriate conversation in the presence of her younger siblings?

7 comments:

Kakunaa said...

LOL, out of the mouths of babes, right? Thank you so much for sharing that. I needed a smile today!

Kristin said...

Bwahahahaha...I love it.

Dora said...

Hilarious! Yup, it's always been the fuzzy sack that's done it for me.

DaisyGal said...

*here through Kristin*
that is soooo cute and so grown up...Laughter ensues. :)

Meari said...

ROFL! That is too funny.

battynurse said...

LOL. I love kiddisms.

CortGirl said...

OMG! How cute! I nearly passed out when my daughter asked, "Mommy, what is that pink thing that sticks out of Versie's tummy?"

Kids are amazing creatures.